ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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wizersisopen:

turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

sorry mom. sorry god

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itstonybetch:


itstonybetch:
thecountercurseisunjellify:

COINCIDENCE thecountercurseisunjellify:

COINCIDENCE
thecountercurseisunjellify:

I THINK NOT thecountercurseisunjellify:

I THINK NOT

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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Literally everyone: What kind of butler are you???

Sebastian: hella


vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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highdie:

what straight people think will happen if they listen to lady gaga

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